In a new video on the site, comedian David Koechner (Champ in Anchorman) stars as Rush Limbaugh and has some pretty incredible things to say. Koechner/Rush says:

“If I see a kid learning to ride a bike, I ask myself, ‘Does this kid support lower taxes and less regulations?’ If not, throw sand and pepper in his eyes and put a stick in his spokes. It’s called standing up for what you believe in. If I see a squirrel hiding a nut and if I get a Rush gut reaction that this squirrel is anything less than patriotic — cast it into the pond.”

“I want Dick Cheney — the cold, cold Dick Cheney — surgically implanted in my chest.”

While this video, of course, is a joke, it’s funny because it’s not too far off from the real Rush Limbaugh. Check it out below and treat yourself to a mid-morning laugh!

The similarities are remarkable!

Researchers at the New England Historic Genealogical Society have discovered that actor and humanitarian Brad Pitt is actually related to Barack Obama. CREEPY! According to the society, Pitt and Obama are ninth cousins, linked by a man named Edwin Hickman who died in 1769 in Virginia.Then just when it couldn’t get stranger…it did! It was further revealed that Pitt’s long-term partner Angelina Jolie is also ninth cousins to another famous Democratic candidate… Hillary Clinton. What the Mr. and Mrs. Smith is going on? Jolie is connected to Clinton through Jean Cusson, who died in Quebec, Canada, in 1718.

The study also found Obama is related to British World War II Prime Minister Winston Churchill and US Vice President Dick Cheney, while Clinton has links to Madonna, Celine Dion and Alanis Morissette.

Now I don’t know a lot about genetics, but isn’t this strange to anyone else? The only famous person I’m related to is some guy who made the local paper in the 1800’s after getting hit by a train. Maybe that’s why I’M not running for president or saving New Orleans. Oh well.

thanks: femalefirst.co.uk