August 2nd 2008
Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel: Animal Abuse Or Survival?
Filed under: animals, food & drink — parrish @ 5:56 pm
This story’s a little silly, but what the hell — so am I. OK, so ya’ll know that Justin Timberlake is currently dating Hollywood hottie Jessica Biel. Well it turns out that Biel is a pretty awful cook and earlier this week, after Biel attempted to make a romantic meal, Justin resorted to desperate measures to save himself.
A source said: “Jessica made Justin this really disgusting meal. He didn’t like it, so when she went out to run some errands he tried to slip the remaining food to Jessica’s Pit Bull Terrier Tina. But as soon as Tina had eaten it, she threw up! When Jessica got back, she asked Justin what he thought of the food and he told her it was delicious. But he finally confessed and she found the congealed food in a pile by Tina’s water bowl.” Oh sick!!
Rumor has it that Justin is planning to ask Jessica for her hand in marriage sometime in the near future. Dude, a little advice: either build up that digestive system or get ready for a lifetime of cooking. Then again they’re both loaded. 20 dollars says they have a live in personal chef by the end of week one. At least I hope they do for the sake of their pets.


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Does KFC really have a heart? The answer to that question is: NO!! I’m sorry, but as someone who cares even a smidgen about the well being of animals, I really can’t write anything positive about KFC…but it looks like they sure want me to.

