In a spoof on the classic Super Mario Bros series, PETA has made Pamela Anderson the princess in distress; kidnapped by the evil Ronald McDonald who plans on making her a part of his “unhappy meals”. The flash game is all part of the animal rights organization’s campaign to urge McDonald’s to use a less cruel slaughter method for its chickens. From their site,

“In 2000, following the launch of PETA’s (original) McCruelty campaign, McDonald’s made some basic animal welfare improvements. Since that time, the company has refused to eliminate the worst abuses that its chickens suffer, including abuses during slaughter. This cruelty could be illegal if dogs or cats—or even pigs or cows—were the victims.”

Check out the Super Chick Sisters game below!

How’s that for a Friday headline?

We talk plenty about animals skins here on the razz, but honestly, this is one that I never imagined would be news.

Apparently, some auto outfit in Russia named Dartz came up with the idea of creating a bank vault on wheels — essentially the world’s most tricked-out, opulent, four-ton SUV. As Wired explains, some of the options include gold-plated window surrounds, gauges encrusted with diamonds and rubies, and an exhaust system made from tungsten. Oh yea, and the option for whale-penis leather seats.

Once the green scene got wind of such an accessory, the condemnation rang out from all corners; prompting the company to backtrack on the bizarre option. A press release with the title “ARMORED CAR WITHOUT PENIS. LET’S SAVE THE WHALES.” was sent out — and, in my opinion, instantly became the most hilarious press headline ever.  In verbatim, here’s a bit from the release:

One month ago DARTZ presented uberluxury armored car with whale penis interior – PROMBRON’ (ex.RussoBaltique), lot of people name this car as DARTZ.KOMBAT. As the world’s resonance was very huge and DARTZ got lot of angry e-mails from Greenpeace, WWF and also Pamela Anderson, DARTZ make strong decision to stop their plans regarding such interior.

We just looking for most expensive products for this car – and that’s why we choosed whale penis leathure when we checked it is most of most. After wave of protest we realised our mistake and make a decision not to use natural leathure at all. We will focus on world most advanced nanotechnologies to achieve interior highest quality using artificial materials which also was never used for cars. We want to tell our hello to all whales: “Our Sea Brothers! We all know that earth are stand on three whales - we will keep You live! We don’t Earth fall down to Ocean!”

And on that note, may you all sleep better this evening knowing that whale-penis leather is not an option for your vehicle. Thanks again Pamela and Co.!

via Wired

Pamela Anderson’s new eco-friendly and animal-friendly collection of clothing in finally being debuted around the world — and we’ve got some new shots of the line.

On Friday evening, Anderson and designer Richie Rich paid a stop to Hammond, IN for a flashy runway show. Of the collection, Richie said  it is “fun, sexy, surfer girl from Malibu meets Andy Warhol.” Have a look after the jump and tell us what you think!

Pamela Anderson’s

Called A*Muse, the new organic clothing line consists of bathing suits, hoodies, zip ups, a full range of casual dresses, and beachwear. It debuted to mostly mixed reviews during New Zealand fashion week — with critics calling it everything from “fun and playful” to “Borat-inspired“. Anderson and her partner designer Richie Rich are now embarking on a world-wide promotional tour to debut the range in major cities in North America, Europe and Asia.

Toronto and Miami are on the agenda for A*Muse premieres in the coming weeks — and both cities will feature charity dinners before the fashion show to benefit PETA. At the Toronto event, called Feed Your Soul, those who cough up the $100 ticket price will enjoy an all-vegan menu prepared by Chef Chris Zielinski. PETA chairman Dan Matthews will join Pam in hosting a similar dinner following the Miami A*Muse fashion show.

Pamela Anderson’s new eco-friendly clothing collection, A*Muse, received its public premiere today during New Zealand fashion week  — and spectators were treated to a bit more of the model/actress than they expected. Granted, we’re not sure a living person exists that hasn’t seen Pamela Anderson’s breasts — but while modeling on the catwalk, the front and back of her outfit fell away showing off a bit of almost everything; red thong included.

Could that flash have been intentional to save what at least one fashion critic called “a cross between supré and Borat”?

More reactions, video, and photos to come…

A new airport-themed PETA commercial has debuted featuring some familiar friends of the organization — but don’t expect to be seeing this one in the terminals. Yet.

The ad stars Pamela Anderson as a scantily clad airport security guard who strips passengers of leather, fur, and other animal skins. The commercial has been deemed too racy to run by CNN Airport Network. The quirky commercial, titled “Cruelty Doesn’t Fly,” also features comedians Steve-O, Andy Dick, and Carol Leifer, a pair of nude models, and German punk icon Nina Hagen.

Apparently, CNN was worried that kids might see the ad — which features some stripping, nude models’ derrieres, and some playful kissing. PETA, however, isn’t deterred and is attempting to court Virgin airlines to hopefully run with it. Check it out below:

Who would have thought we’d ever have trouble keeping up with Pamela Anderson’s green building projects?

The actress/activist is currently in Montenegro meeting with business partners from the Atlas Group — and weighing a potential investment opportunity to build a green spa/hotel in the country. “I’ve been trying to find appropriate partners and location to realize my dream – to build a hotel and spa based on ecological principles along with healthy food, good music, modern design and great fun,” Anderson said upon arrival.

If the 41-year-old does decide to go ahead with the project — something she hopes to decide by next month — by our count, it would be the third international green building project she has under development. The other two are in the United Arab Emirates and Canada.

Watch Pamela do the talking head thing below explaining her decision to consider building green in Montenegro.

Paul McCartney has written to Pamela Anderson urging the former Baywatch star to help him in promoting vegetarianism. The two-page letter goes into great detail on the effects of livestock on the planet, climate change, and health and well-being. Paul wrote: “The Food and Agricultural (FAO) brought out a major document in 2006 titled ‘Livestock’s Long Shadow’ which clearly brings out a clear message that the single most effective act that any individual can currently perform to lessen the emissions of greenhouse gases is to become vegetarian or reduce meat consumption.”

Maybe I’m the only one, but, um, why send this letter to Pamela? She’s been a vegetarian since her early teens and a staunch supporter of PETA. I mean, this isn’t some kind of “Hey, we admire the work you’ve done — let’s join forces to continue it!” but more like a “Did you know?” that a non-vegetarian should be reading. Also, the letter starts of with “We are sending you this letter” but is signed only by Paul in the end. Who’s the “we” here?

I need some coffee. Check out the full letter over at Pamela Anderson’s official site.

Writing on her blog

“I’ve been cooking Vegan every day (myself)- muscling my way through- experimenting—trying out new things—I still think I should have my own sexy/fun Vegan-cooking show?— maybe one day. Could always have Girls in bikinis cooking veggies-on the beach- I have such an active lifestyle— being a good mommy—means- a little surfing, dirt biking and planting an organic garden-kids love that- I’m the happiest I’ve been in a long time- I keep getting crazy offers to go back on TV—I don’t think I have the passion anymore for it—what is TV these days anyway-?- sensory overload–too busy living the dream…(unless I could do the veggie bikini BBQ show)”

Pam — We love the idea. Just to appeal to a wider audience, perhaps you could have some male guest cooks as well — like Morrissey in a speedo or Joaquin Phoenix as a shipwrecked beach bum. We’re just sayin’.

via vegetarian star

Photo credit: PR Photos

Pamela Anderson

“Pam is not a host but may be attending as an invited guest, and since steakhouses nowadays have some of the best salad bars and veggie options around, we’re sure she’ll find plenty to eat should she attend.”

True, but she’ll still be helping to promote a strip club inside of a steakhouse — so it’s not like she’s just stopping in for a light dinner and a lap dance.

Plain and simple — Pam needs the cash. Apparently, PETA is giving her a Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free card for the evening.

Additional Sources: Deceiver & LA Times