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Paris Hilton And Britney Spears: Pet Owners From Hell!!

by MPD

Owning a pet is awesome. Owning two pets is awesome. Owning three pets, while mabye a lot of responisbilty, it’s still very awesome…if you’ve got what it takes. But when celebs start owning

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Paris Hilton Opens A Puppy Beauty Parlor

by MPD

Paris Hilton loves animals, but not like in a productive, responsible, animals are great kinda way. No, Paris loves animals like Mary J. Blidge loves shoes: the more she has,

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Paris Hilton Wants To Add A Cheetah To Growing Animal Collection

by Michael dEstries

Paris Hilton is continuing her march through Africa (while on tour with her boyfriend Benji Madden of rock group Good Charlotte) and her latest interest is in how much everything

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The Green Picture: Paris Hilton Gives Us Wild Animal Fantasies

by Michael dEstries

The above spoof of National Geographic was created by the class-skipping slackers at the Harvard Lampoon. From their release, “The issue’s cover features socialite Paris Hilton as she’s never been

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Razzi Snap: Walt Disney Cartoons Contain Secret Environmental Messages

by Michael dEstries

I don’t know how inconspicuous they were, but according to a new book, Walt Disney cartoons have helped inspire a generation of environmental conservationists through secret themes and plot lines.

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Paris Hilton Is Headed To Africa, But Not For Charity

by Michael dEstries

Remember, oh about six months ago, when Paris Hilton was still into the whole “I just got out of jail and must now focus on God, and children, and all

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Charity Beat: Paris Hilton’s Man Skips Out On Benefit Gig To P-A-R-T-Y

by Michael dEstries

Paris Hilton’s latest boyfriend, Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden, is so “crazy in love” with the socialite that he decided to skip out on a charity DJ appearance. The gig

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