PETA’s Shocking Superbowl Ad Isn’t So Shocking
PETA presented a Superbowl advertisement for consideration using their typical hypersexual methods, and in a surprise to no one, the commercial was given a no-go. The commercial, entitled “Last Longer,” shows two fit and skinny couples having a go at it (it’s pretty much porn, and super NSFW) and while the vegan couple continues loudly screwing through the entire clip, the man in the non-vegan couple calls it quits early. He then walks outside and is crushed by a falling air-conditioning unit.
You can’t make this shit up, folks. According to PETA, going vegan makes it possible to have sex for way longer with no actual science to back this one up. This isn’t proven stuff like cock rings, which help keep men going longer by stopping the blood from flowing out of their dick (it’s not as painful as it sounds)… Sure, vegans may reap the benefits of physical fitness if they so choose, but I’ve met vegan runners who race to the finish with the same gusto as they would on a racetrack. Let’s not get it twisted, folks, go vegan to save animals, not as a desperate attempt to salvage your sex life (if your sex life needs saving, Googling the word “clitoris” is a pretty good place to begin).
I mean, come on, do we really think they ever intended to make it to air, or is this just the latest in a never-ending series of inane publicity stunts? I think we all know the answer to that.
PETA defenders may say that sex sells, but with animal slaughter even higher than it was when PETA was founded in 1980, I’m starting to think that the organization just likes getting their own rocks off.