Trump thinks animals firebombed a GOP headquarters
We already think the Democratic Donkey and the Republican Elephant would prefer to be left out of this election.
Trump took to Twitter to blame animals for the recent firebombing of the North Carolina GOP headquarters, one of many Trump messages the twitter bird likely shuttered at. And while we know “animals” was just another in a long list of insults he’s thrown at Clinton and everyone in his path, we can imagine Trump honestly believing that animals could be responsible for trying to impact the results of this race to our doomsday.
Though Trump could have gone with beastly, zoological, or maybe anything that had to do with human beings instead, he chose to show his clear speciesist bias, and knee-jerk accusation tendencies instead. We honestly just don’t see an animal working on behalf of Clinton, even with the ridiculous Humane Society backing she has. Believe it or not, that partnership did not grant her the Disney princess qualities to bewitch animals into doing her bidding. Nope, we’re pretty sure humans are to blame for this mess as usual.
The Orange County headquarters were burned to a crisp, but some democrats have already come to the Republican’s aid, raising over $13,000 for repairs on GoFundMe. Now that’s the sort of good deed we’d expect from an animal.